What Else Is In Scott's Head?

The blog site for writer Scott C. Smith. Some observations on the world we live in and life in general. And maybe some politics.

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Election 2004

President John F. Kerry. Vice President John Edwards. The Kerry administration. Has a nice ring to it.

Wait a minute.

Oh, dear lord.

If John Kerry is president...

Who am I going to write about??

It's been a gravy train with Bush as president, writing about him and his legions of right-wing robot supporters.

But if Bush isn't president...who's the target?

When Bill Clinton was president, there were plenty of right-wing political figures to bash, such as Newt Gingrich, Jesse Helms, and Al D'Amato.

All of those guys are gone. Who does that leave? Trent Lott? Tom Delay? I don't even know anything about those guys!

Now, I do want Kerry to win. I just need to find another target to ridicule and bash, if Bush is no longer president.

This is going to be difficult.

If you have any suggestions, drop me a line.

Hollywood Republicans? Dennis Miller? I guess I could make fun of the George W. Bush presidential library, which will probably consist mainly of pop-up books and those paper menus that kids are given at restaurants to color on.

Donald Rumsfeld will probably head for the Carlyle Group. That might be good for some chuckles.

What a bind.

Maybe I need to become a conservative pundit? People like Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity will continue to have a never-ending career, because they can make fun of a President Kerry and continue to make fun of liberals.

I definitely need to think this over.


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